offandaway85 (12:59:47 AM): i hate your gender
MinionOfMetal (12:59:56 AM): oh come on
MinionOfMetal (1:00:08 AM): I hate my gender too
offandaway85 (1:00:29 AM): well, okay
offandaway85 (1:00:31 AM): fair enough
offandaway85 (1:00:37 AM): i also hate my gender
offandaway85 (1:00:42 AM): we need a third option
offandaway85 (1:00:46 AM): that's not like goats
MinionOfMetal (1:00:47 AM): hmmm, I agree
MinionOfMetal (1:00:59 AM): if only their were hot aliens we could fucjk
offandaway85 (1:01:00 AM): aliens?
MinionOfMetal (1:01:01 AM): fuck
offandaway85 (1:01:02 AM): ahhhhh
MinionOfMetal (1:01:32 AM): like I don't know, hot he-aliens and hot she-aliens
MinionOfMetal (1:01:49 AM): who were all completely rational and trustworthy
MinionOfMetal (1:02:01 AM): and wouldn't give us aids
offandaway85 (1:02:03 AM): without the he-and-she like tendencies
offandaway85 (1:02:05 AM): and herpes
offandaway85 (1:02:41 AM): think they're coming to earth anytime soon?
MinionOfMetal (1:02:57 AM): no
offandaway85 (1:03:02 AM): ... damn
MinionOfMetal (1:03:11 AM): that's why I'm going to have to settle on jerking off for awhile
offandaway85 (1:03:37 AM): sounds like a good idea
MinionOfMetal (1:03:45 AM): I got one hand in my pants and another reaching to a sky filled with dreams of an alien fuck-buddy